Jurnal Perang Andiboy

1) Who did you last go out with?
– DJ riri

(2) What do you want to receive on your birthday?
– tank iron (tank baja AHAHAHAHAHA)

(3) Reach your hand out to the right. What do you
touch?
– mother2

(4) What time did you sleep last night?
– sleep is for the weak

(5) What’s the wallpaper on your computer?
– miyabi’s hot mom

(6) What can you hear besides the computer?
– hear ? rambut? oh itu hair brother..im
sorry, “forget very i dos” (lupa banget gua anjis)

(7) Do you agree to the saying “to forgive is to
forget”?
– ehm…bytheway……… (naon deui …teu
nyambung..so ngejawab ajalah)

(8) When, where was the last time tears started
to roll down your cheek?
– when the sun goes down (ah..nih mendingan ini)
kyaa judul lagu aja nih ah.

(9) What / who makes you happy?
– mr.happy.

(10) What makes you sad?
– slam, exist, any bands sounds trully emotional.

(11) What are your favorite books?
– mabooks mabooksan sama jablai.

(12) What would you like to have right at
this moment which seems totally impossible?
– i think….myname is andi and i live at my home,
and my home is broken home because
kena bom. and i kidding but i not crazy.

(13) Who will you turn to if you have a huge
problem that not all your friends know about?
– doni damara

(14) What’s your favorite song at the moment?
– refused’ the deadly rhytm …anyirrr..padahal mah
tahta.

(15) What was the last song that kept
ringing on your mind last night before you sleep?
– hate say love…….dadadam dadada..EUH..dadadam dadada AAH…

(16) What was the last thing you bought?
– mercedes bebibenz, papah kemarin baru beli
BSM sama Gasibu tuh denger2.

(17) Where did you go today?
– funeral of lord hairy (kuburan mbah
jambrong…AHAHAHHAHAhahay)

(18) Last thing you eat?
– vegetable you deh (sayur elo deh…)

(19) Who were you with? Were they cool?
– christian sugiono, no . sugiono is very2 no very
(sangat2 engga banget)

(20) Have you gone to the beach just w/
your buddies?
– no budi sombong skarang nyet, boro2 ke pantai
diajak ke masjid aja suka pura2 lagi sakit. parah
emang budi emang

(21) Do you love sunsets?
– i love newyork.

(22) When is your birthday?
– sunday……..ahahahaay.

(23) What are your wishes for your birthday?
– anotherholiday.

(24) Who do you wanna be w/ on the day of your
birthday?
– mulan kwok

(25) Have you ever felt that you’ve been taken for
granted?
– ah..you alvailable alvailable only ah (ah elu ada
ada aja ah….)

(26) Things you regret?
– new order, all state champions, the milo

(27) Is there anything else you want to do
besides answering this survey?
– DJ-ing.

(28) What’s the most important sentence/s
that lingers in your mind right now?
– makin imut aja ndi…

(29) Is there someone you’re missing right now?
– miss universe

(30) Do you love someone right now?
– yea i love luna maya. and so does she.

(31) Where did you go last Sunday?
– to the party

(32) What did you do there?
– swimming

(33) Who were you with?
– richard sambera

1.gmn cara lo tidur?
terlentang sambil meluk buaya

2. gmn cara lo makan?
sambil handstand

3. gmn cara lo bicara?
sambil muncrat.

4. gmn cara lo menghibur temen?
menelanjanginya ramai ramai

5. gmn cara lo menghabiskan weekend?
berburu harimau

6. gmn cara lo belajar?
akhir semester

7. gmn cara lo nangis?
sambil menyanyikan anthem2 emokids.

8. gmn cara lo blg ke temen kalo lo lg bt?
eh elu tau singkatan EGLBTLA ga ?
lalu dia bertanya, apaan tuh?
lalu aku jawab "EH GUA LAGI BT LOH ANJING"

9. gmn cara lo obatin patah hati?
nonton bokep2 homo

10. gmn cara lo bersyukur?
banyaklah.

11. gmn cara lo mengusir rasa bosen?
membakar orang lewat

12. gmn cara lo menikah?
mencari wanita istri idaman.

13. gmn cara lo mencegah polusi?
tidak nongkrong di knalpot damri

14. gmn cara lo masukin foto ke friendster?
difoto dulu di mobil jok sbelah kiri pake safety belt
dan sun glasses, 45 derajat k atas bibir manyun,
click….masukin deh. lgsg friend request numpuk.

15. gmn cara lo nunjukin rasa sayang ke ce/
co lu?
menyanyikan lagu2 malaysia dikala gerimis

16. gmn cara lo ngelupain seseorang?
dgn menghapalkan nama2 mentri indonesia.

17. gmn cara lo putusin pacar?
maafin yang, aku ga tahan. ayang itu sgt bau
badan dan cewe murahan, cuih.

18. gmn cara lo ngambek ke pacar?
membantai keluarganya

19. gmn cara lo membujuk ortu?
membujuk dgn hormat.

20. terakhir, gmn cara lo idup kalo pas fall in
love?
mendengarkan fall out boy

Get laid, get wasted, get smashed by a grasp of cake’s cream, get chased by a bunch of crazy mates, get a great slam smacking my big fat friend, get my hair tousled, get c in the architecture and get d in the fine art, get an audiobanks subwoofer but you don’t have any idea how to set it up, get a bunch of trance mp3’s so you can’t stop to dance, get 27 blink 182 songs in a play list and reminds “how looser was you in 13”, get a flashed by EOS 30, get a great late nite fukking futsal in an abandoned train station named terror dome, get hunting and hunted in that old cart wagon area, get an eleven o clock show- less audience, much feedback, get your mate stage-acting like a crazy fukkin hyperactive famous rock and roll sinner with an oversize original velvet underground T’s and a Singapore-made velvet revolver buckle, get featured by the rockin monster plus Blondie of kiss don’t kill and wonder how amaze your hard flipping moshdive to the moshpit, get a meeting with the chat scene, get napped, get slept get overslept, get wasted again get a what a waster song, you creep, get a miss kittin, get a “motherfukker are so nice, suck my dick, kiss my ass, in the limousine we have sex, every night with myt famous friend…”, get a highway dinner in a highland high class restaurant, yea that’s so business stuff, Business people ! Get a fruity of loom of I love New York from New York, Get so many short messages sent by “send to many” method about happy holiday from my friends, never mind the method, get the substance forget the surface…its ok lah… get what else? Get bored. Get 50 cent so you could get rich or die tryin’, get nothing to say and nothing to do, Get this window closed by dragging your mouse to the right top of this bill gate’s magic box, get a comment posted, get a goodbye.

dono    : ndro gimana anjis penjurusan kuliah?

indro    : kaga tau don, gu mah kalo ga desin interior (DI), ya..desain komunikasi visual (DKV) atau ga palingan Desain Ornamen

dono    : emangnya ada gitu ndro, desain ornamen?

indro    : aya….D.O ! ahahahahahahahahay…(ketawa)

dono    : hahaha..bisa aja lu ndro…ada ada… aja lu ndro

indro    : iya nih anjis aing sieun asup desain ornamen euy, D.O..

dono    : wah ko bisa ndro?

indro    : iya nih apsen, tau ginimah gua mah mening ngeband, ga usah kuliah. gua kebanyakan absen nih euy ndro..eh loh ko ndro kan apanan saya yang indro ya

dono    : iya yah..ko jadi ketuker2 ya don….aaaalaaah ketuker lagi nih ahaha (ketawa)

indro    : dono..dono… bisa aja lu ndro..waaaaaalllah skarang saya nyang salah…

dono    : ah elu ndro, udah ah garing ah lu don..llllah skarang gua nyang salah ya..

indro    : ah namanye juga felem don. geus anjis ereun,

dono    : ah elu bisa aja lu ngen*ttiiit* tot, trus lu gimana nih kuliah?

indro    : ga tau dah, apanan gua mah maunya desain robot tapi kaga ada ya don, ya ape mau dikate deh, ngentot. *tiiit*

dono    : aduh kate2 lu kasar amat ndro, sakolahan tah panyepong

indro    : iy nih ah, ga malu nih ame pemirsa di rumah. iye maap ya ya penongton ya

penongton  : ya…..

indro    : walah dijawab don ame penongton siga di lenong, cobain lagi don…woi penongton….

penongton : woi…..

indro    : penonton, gimana nih kabarnye bae’ bae aje?

penongton : bae’….

indro    : ah ada ada aja nih don frenster. udah ah udeh malem nih, gua kaga ada gawe amat ya bikin2 blog. ayu don ah amare

dono    : iya nh si kasino udah nungguin dsane..lagi maen kasino katanya

indro    : ahahay bisa aja lu don. lu emang pelawak ih lucu banget.

dono    : ah gile lu ndro, ayuah ndro ..kan indro katanya suka dugem2an di tempat indor….hahahaha anyir

indor    ” aduh dono dono…ga ade matinya lu don aha, ayu cabut.

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